obular

a three-dimensional object that is both rounded and soft pointed.

"Most eggs are obular."

by C. Hob Wear March 16, 2009

ocular pat down

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

Orbular

The state of being "totally tubular" whilst being an orb or in an orb shape. This thing should also probably be really pretty or interesting to the person using the word.

The sun is so orbular right now!

by Rumpled Alpaca May 30, 2016

Ocularstalkism

When the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements.

The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!

The room was thick with ocularstalkism.

by 7331 May 3, 2004

ocular rectism

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

ojulari

Ojulari is a family name in Lagos, Kwara, Oyo and Ogun States respectfully. The name is associated with sensitive cultural value that has to do with TRUST, HONESTY and SINCERITY. The origin of the name came from the betrayal experienced by the great ancestors who moved from old Oyo empire to settle in different locations aforementioned. Ojulari means "outwardness" (NOUN) and "outward" (adjective). In a literal meaning, it simply means "Exterior Appearance" of a person. There is one Yoruba adage; "Ojulari ore o denu". This name associated with so many people but family panegyric; "Ojulari laa so'dodo, a seinde ni' owoopo t'oju taara lo feeni l'oju eni" meaning "people tend to be "truthful" in your presence but betray you in your absence "

I need a real friend NOT the Ojulari -like friends

by Ogbeni February 4, 2020