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a person who likes to observe homosexual acts. Is inherently gay and can never change. Has no intelligence. Possesses the same value to mankind as a piece of poop, or a fictional character like pokemon.
Stop being such an observer01.
by boynamedgoo June 10, 2006
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observer

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker
marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone
crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all
by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018
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Designated Observer

When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.
A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.
by therealbrofessor February 21, 2010
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Kurious Observer

A photography/videography brand owned and pioneered by the author and poet, Michael Bassey Johnson. Founded in 2021, its mission has been an odd one: to dive in deep, learn about and celebrate Nature, creating an awareness of its beauty and magnificence irrespective of country, gender, race, age, and geography.
Person 1: Could you remind me of that line from the Kurious Observer Video footage?

Person 2: “Spontaneous moments in Nature captured and brought to you by Kurious Observer.”

Person 1: When did Michael Bassey Johnson start the Kurious Observer vlog?

Person 2: In February 2021, when he published the book, “Song of a Nature Lover.”

Person 1: How many people are in the Kurious Observer team?

Person 2: There are no members yet.

Person 1: What or Who is a Kurious Observer?

Person 2: It is not a person, but an idea. And It stands for highly observant people. People who trust and see the beauty in nature.

Person 1: Where can I purchase Kurious Observer products?

Person 2: Redbubble

Person 1: Is there a blog or website for Kurious Observer?

Person 2: Yes.
by Agency33 March 24, 2022
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intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.
"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan
by stupid_moron August 4, 2006
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The Observer Effect

The act of looking at something changes it – an effect that holds true for people, animals, atoms, and even the particles that are, electrons and photons.
Kevin Usilton states, “The observer effect, however, is twofold. Observing changes what occurs, but observing also changes our perceptions of what occurs. Therefore, not observing something allows for infinite possibilities at the very same exact moment in time and space. Yet, as soon as we look at something, the infinite collapses into one exact thing -or- outcome. This is true for past, present and future once it is observed.”
by Sir William B. Penn December 21, 2021
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Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker
Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all
by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018
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