noonan

Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.

Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!

by lp1222 July 25, 2006

noonan

1. A perverted everready fuckboy or fuckgirl that will bang anything that moves noon and night.

2. An Irish exit in which a guy ducks out of a gathering to go to a strip club or wash.

1. Only a noonan would lick a gutter slut noony.

2. "Clive pulled a noonan from the Christmas dinner. I bet that fucker is at the strip club again.

by ColumbianNinja July 23, 2018

noonan

also known as pulling a noonan. the act of busting a nut during a school dance

Kyle Noonan busted his pants during homecoming

by kyle noonan 8==> February 21, 2009

noonan

for one to get so drunk that one pukes on himself/herself

i ruined my members only jacket cause i noonaned, but hell i had a good time. but my mom is going to be pist.

by ed noonan May 13, 2005

noonan

When someone's kids takes a dump on a public area.

Do any of you fine waitresses have a scoop type implement and baby wipes? My kid just dropped a noonan next to the dessert bar.

by Grant Cowan March 12, 2017

noonan

to excessivley eat uncontrollably until ultimately passing out.

Walter Hudson noonan himself to over 1000 lbs.

by seeper27 December 20, 2009

noonan

name for someone who acts like they have noonan syndrome

'ellen you're such a noonan'

by noonangodliv!!!! November 13, 2018