neurips

Hard nipples, visable through the shirt.

Wow, look at those neurips.

by haha-bart November 20, 2018

neuropsychology

The branch of psychology that attempts to link psychological processes and behaviour to underlying neural tissue. This approach to understanding brain-behaviour correlates came about from classic examples such as Finneas Gage, and the work of individuals like Broca and Wernecke.

What do you study?
Neuropsychology ...
What the fuck is that?
Who cares, lets get naked

by comeonayeahha January 29, 2008

Neuris

Neuris is a pedophile who likes little children and uses mentally deranged females. Do not talk to a Neuris if you can. If someone tells you their name is a Neuris your best option is to RUN.

Person 1 - "Did you hear what happened to Neuris?"
Person 2 - "No I didn't?"
Person 1 - "He got arrested for messing around with an autistic 10 year old girl!"

Person 2 - "What the fuck? What a sicko!"

by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 11, 2022

Neuris

Neuris is short-term for a pedophile who deals with mentally handicapped children. If someone is called a Neuris, try your best to avoid them and make sure to run away as fast as possible!

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Yeah he got arrested for being a Neuris, What a fucking sicko.

by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 13, 2022

Neuropsychology

brain work

Megan is a doctor, she does neuropsychology?
Oh! I need help with neuropsychology that's cool.

by AlexNight26 October 31, 2021

Neuropsychohistory

The speculative, ultimate synthesis: a discipline that would combine the large-scale statistical prediction of psychohistory with the brain-based mechanisms of neurohistory. It would model how shifts in collective neurobiology—driven by diet, trauma, technology, or drugs—alter the statistical probabilities of civilizational futures. It’s the dream of predicting macro-history by understanding the macro-brain.

Example: “The paper on ‘Neuropsychohistory and the Social Media Singularity’ argued that platform algorithms, by optimizing for outrage (which triggers high-engagement amygdala responses), were systematically rewiring mass political behavior on a planetary scale, creating predictable cycles of polarization and populism. It wasn’t just observing trends; it was trying to build a predictive model of history based on the hijacking of our neural reward pathways.”

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Neuropsychohistory Theory

The speculative, ultimate synthesis: a theoretical model that attempts to merge the macro-scale statistical prediction of Psychohistory with the micro-scale biological mechanisms of Neurohistory. This theoretical framework proposes that by modeling how technologies, diets, toxins, and media environments physically alter collective brain function (neuroplasticity, stress hormone baselines, attention spans), one could predict large-scale shifts in societal stability, political trends, and cultural innovation. It's the quest for a grand unified theory of history where biology provides the variables for the equations of destiny.

*Example: "The think tank's 'Neuropsychohistory Theory' report was controversial. It didn't just analyze GDP; it modeled how rising atmospheric CO2 impairs complex decision-making and increases aggression. Their prediction: a statistically inevitable 15% global rise in intra-state conflict by 2040, not due to ideology, but due to the gradual, worldwide carbon poisoning of the prefrontal cortex. They were plotting the future of civilization on a graph where the x-axis was time and the y-axis was parts per million and cortisol levels."*

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026