natches

Short for biz-natch. Usually said by slurring the 'a' to form 'naaatches'.

- What you natches want?
- Naatches!

by Franky Nunez October 17, 2004

Botchy Notches

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.

This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along

by lovescrewinground August 16, 2011

Notches

A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.

Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.

by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010

botchy notches

douche canoes

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.

by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

natchez steamer

A Natchez Steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their poop to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet)

Did you see graham drop that Natchez steamer, it was cool but his poop was the size of a small raisin.

by Andy from the aviation club July 30, 2017

Rest Notches

Sphincter muscle indentations left periodically on a long and large diameter bowel movement due to resting during the defecation process. Usually occurs after long stints of over eating or holiday meals.

After the feast yesterday, there were at least four rest notches on that giant loaf I pinched this morning!

by Big John Bud May 19, 2006

naches

A sad, sad little town. Some describe it as where the orchards meet the forests, it don't get more rural than that.

TOM: Dude, you wanna go to Naches?

PHIL: No thanks, I'm allergic to apples.

by P'diddy Hite April 21, 2008