Narbone

When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.

Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!

by maggief November 4, 2009

narbone

pimp, lazy MF

you fuckin' narbone

by pimpinat31 April 28, 2003

Philly Nalbone

the act of plunging one's erect penis into a nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphila cream cheese

Since my girlfriend was out of town a Philadelphia Snowplow wasn't in the cards so I decided to treat myself to a Philly Nalbone instead.

by sillyphilly July 23, 2015

Narbonne

noun

The area found below the head and above the shaft of the penis.

She almost guillotined my penis when she bit down on my Narbonne... Off with his head...

by Completely Useless Knowledge July 31, 2017

Nanbone

Very sexy looking Man
HAS EVERY GIRLS DMS
TOO Hot TO HANDLE

You can use it by saying I like Nanbone

by El bone November 24, 2021

evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

by The real slang July 10, 2017

Philly Nalbone

The act of plunging one's erect penis into a Nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphia cream cheese.

My girlfriend was out of town this weekend so instead of engaging in our usual Philadelphia Snowplow I had to resort to the ole Philly Nalbone.

by sillyphilly August 2, 2015