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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."
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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

mung stick

A stick used during the act of munging to prod the corpse in an effort to release extra special mung juices from hidden pockets that an elbow drop just can't reach. Usually the stick is found in the graveyard and then discarded after use. However, experienced mungers might have a favorite mung stick (or a collection) that they'll bring with them on the adventure.
Jalen: "Sick mung stick, bro!"
Matt: "Thanks man, this shit's hand carved ivory!"
mung stick by Carrie Mungderwood January 2, 2011

Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise 

Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.
I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.

mung soup 

That slime around a baby after its born.
That bitch hair look like mung soup
mung soup by Biker boy 22 August 3, 2016

mung-stung 

The injury (similar to a hard slap) incurred when one is hit in the face by a powerful explosion of mung, during munging.
"She was mung-stung because her mungbuddy was wearing heavy boots during the munging"
mung-stung by AliMcMung May 26, 2006

mung slave 

A person forced into munging, usually due to having lost a bet or owing someone a favor.
A mung slave cannot be someone who enjoys partaking in munging, and must be a person completely against the activity, preferably someone squeamish.
- Dang, dude!

- What's the matter?

- I lost a bet to my English teacher, and now I'm her mung slave!
mung slave by Labus December 12, 2008