mud turtle

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006

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n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005

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An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

by Dave Gross April 09, 2008

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when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 03, 2003

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A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.

G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.

by T-Pain Mac August 16, 2008

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