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Monk's Wool

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Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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Monk's Wool Threads

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Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.
Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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Monk's Sleeve

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Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.
God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
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a monk's circle

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A practise usualy undertaken by homosexuals whereby a group of men sit in a circle and wank each other off in quick succession. Usualy performed with some kind of lubricant such as a big slab of butter.
A: 'Cor blimey did you see that group of puffs having a monk's circle last night in that abandoned warehouse!'

B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'
by rory_mcgrath October 6, 2006
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Lenny’s pet monke

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A very monke person in monke kind of ways. Get it *laughs*
The monke is kind hearted but is very not nice be careful around monke
Lenny’s pet monke is very nice
by bTb Founder March 19, 2021
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Skinny Monki

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meaning that your a stupid skinni weiwei.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
thing1: hey look it’s the skinny monki
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared

Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*

Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
by foot lice December 11, 2020
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Crap Monk Stank

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A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...
Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?
by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011
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