moby-dick

verb

When someone has sexual intercourse with a rather large female or male (or more appropriately a feWHALE or maleWHALE).
To BE moby-dicked would occur when said feWHALE or maleWHALE engages in intercourse with a more slender female or male.
These phrases work best when there is a noticeable discrepancy between the two mammals engaging in intercourse.

The etymology of the word can be traced to Herman Melville's novel "Moby Dick," alternately titled "The Whale." While I don't think "moby-dicking" occurs in the novel, some sick bastards have imagination.
"-How was Vegas brah?
-Man your boii got too drunk and was moby-dicking all night. Sometimes your boii gets desperate, nah mean?"

"-How was Vegas homegurrl
-Met a victim. Got moby-dicked ;)"
by RootbeerMM July 22, 2010
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Moby Dick

It's a book...
Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.
by Melville119 May 06, 2011
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Moby's Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.
"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."
by FlipSpiceland November 29, 2012
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Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
by goyo May 21, 2016
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The Moby dick

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017
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Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
by Greg Toland January 09, 2015
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moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
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