Pigeon's Minute

Conducting one's self in a manner that is shameful, disgusting, or below normal standards in a very short amount of time.

Stephanie is going to resemble a blimp because she ate that pizza in a Pigeon's Minute!

by Scout_Productions July 25, 2017

A Soldier’s Minute

Quick consensual sex before work

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.

by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 18, 2024

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.

yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one

(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”

by monkeymoo ✨ June 3, 2023

Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

by Classic Sam August 23, 2009

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version)

A terrible SNL performance that my sister forced me to watch.

Danny: When is it going to be over?
Lynn: Only 8 minutes left.
Danny: WHAT?! What even is this song?!
Lynn: It's All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version).

by Sickbeet December 17, 2022