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by mike the barbarian October 15, 2008
Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
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