midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

midget's fists

Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.

"WOW! She had nipples the size of midget's fists"

by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

a midget's throw

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.

Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?

by my lipstick's on his collar March 8, 2005

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023