s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning August 26, 2013

Mess with one’s desires

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless

If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires

by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020

don't mess with the gucci's

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.

"Don't mess with the Gucci's"

by FulhamGardensPS September 24, 2013

hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.

"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."

by Habeeb October 16, 2007

a mess of sin

a mess of sin is when you have something bad or unpleasurable happening to you or around you. also it is a synonym for sucks, or that blows or darn it ect.

e.g. Wow that is a mess of sin, way to trip and spill everything.

by exandria May 22, 2007