melon

A trigger word in Façade, a artificial-intelligence game test, which makes Trip react like you said something offensive, mostly leading into kicking you out.

Trip: Hi! How are you!
Kha: melon
Trip: You know what? I think you should leave. We'll be fine, just GO.

by outformyown March 7, 2012

Melon

A short form way of saying head or a blowjob. Alluding to the fact that another word for a head is a melon. Can also be used in a more general way as if to imply some sort of sexual act to your liking.

"Bro this girl has been talking to me for 2 weeks but I just want some melon!"

"That girl I hooked up with? She gave me that melon on the drive home shes a freak for real."

by Phantoom August 29, 2023

melon

The act of smacking another's forehead as a sign and act of derision.

That wicker fool done gone swiped my pewter so I gone and laid a melon on him.

by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005

Melon

BIG BOOBS

I love the teacher's melon.

by Fuckrick October 5, 2022

melon

an idiot

you’re a proper melon

by itsyaboiskinnylegend February 5, 2019

Melon

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 4, 2009

melon

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

by shou-chan August 9, 2003