masturbativity

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

by TB82 January 16, 2009

Masturbativly

Masturbativly. ..

A word explaining how one would enjoy something so much it brings as much happiness as masturbating

Barbara: "that pizza looks tasty"

Danny: " It does .. I'm going to eat it masturbativly "

by MisterMercer May 28, 2016

Masturbaginity

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

by Thaddeus82 January 16, 2009