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macuum

A girl (or boy) possesses a mouth with suction power comparable to that of a vacuum cleaner. Generally used to define someone who gives a tremendous blow job.
"Yo, that was the best head I've ever gotten bro! She had a straight up macuum!!"
by Zoshoni February 28, 2013
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MacRumors

1. (n) A large online community dedicated to talking about Apple and Apple products. Once was a very cool, small site that was very helpful, but has recently turned into a place where teenage asshole newbies roam freely and where "veteran" forum moderators exercise their snark and sarcasm.
-"I'm having trouble with my Mac. Maybe I should post my problem on MacRumors."
-"Save yourself some time and just go to the Genius Bar."
by Charqq July 12, 2009
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MacDump

The act of taking a crap in a convenient MacDonalds toilet, with or without purchasing food, whilst en route to any venue likely to have either no toilet or one so foul you would prefer to avoid using it.
On arriving at a music festival: "I stopped off on the way for a MacDump as the toilets here will be knee deep by now."

I'm going to take a MacDump while I'm here, Steve's bathroom is freezing.
by Firkit December 14, 2008
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macum

someone who lives in and/supports SUNDERLAND
they are such a macum
by Wolfbane October 1, 2003
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Macumba

A type of black magic that some people that have great influence with the Demon can you use. It's a powerful type of black magic. In some cases, it can explodes things like cities, countries even planets.
"Are you serious about this? If don't, I guess the only way to end this is using Macumba."
by sMoLx October 6, 2017
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Maccum

Verb, To do a maccum!
To Switch of the heating to save money even though it's brass monkies in the house!
He's done a maccum! Northen Cunt, It's Fuckin brass monkies in here!
by Chinktoff November 12, 2007
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Macumber

The act of drinking so much moonshine or alcohol that you transition through all types of drunks (Angry, Happy, Sad, Obnoxious, etc.)
Gregg is so drunk he's macumbering.

I feel like a therapist when I see Mary macumbering like that.
by derwent8854 September 29, 2011
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