longty

She is not shawty cause you have dated for more than 2 weeks, so she becomes longty

Longty stop hitting on my dad, I am here

by 3phonedaddyseem December 27, 2022

Longtermgevity

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

Longry

The state of being both intensely lonely and hungry at the same time.

"Man, my wife is gone - me so longry..."

by mawd house December 22, 2013

Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

Longuyland

The way that people from Long Island pronounce "Long Island."

I'm walkin'-tawlkin'-cawfee all day in Longuyland.

by Will It Blend December 22, 2009

Longlyponk

Something that is extremely long.

Wow! That snake is Longlyponk!

by Ashton230907 February 20, 2020

Longth

Australian slang for a penis with every STD. Used to call people gross, stinky or putrid. Can also be used to describe a person, calling them a penis with every STD.

Man 1: Yeah you know Riley yeah?
Man 2: Oh yeah he's a proper longth cunt!

by TheKidneyShifter July 10, 2019