Lohans

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

Lohans

a) Breasts that are enhanced by implants.

b) Breasts that appear to be enhanced by implants.

Popularized in the mid 2000s, when American actress Lindsay Lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.

Antonym: Duffs

Check out the Lohans on that chick! Wasn't she an A cup like a week ago?

by RealFakeBoob March 2, 2010

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

by AJAW December 31, 2004

lindsay lohans suitcase

A special term to order drugs in secret in establishments,
meaning 3 cans of coke and a bag of weed.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Lindsay Lohans Suitcase
Bartender: Why Ofcourse

by twittermonster April 11, 2014

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

by Sub June 11, 2005

ali lohan

A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.

"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"

"I don't know, she looks 45."

by racesomecat April 2, 2010

luhansexual

Sexual attraction to pretty boys or particularly korean boys that are prettier than most girls.

Origin: tumblr user xiupernatural

Mom, Dad, I’m Luhansexual

by npll October 31, 2013