loaf

when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

Look at that little loaf!!!

by shamonay June 11, 2022

loaf

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

by Clearly Me September 24, 2009

loaf

very big compliment

ur such a loaf!

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

loaf

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

look at John's hair it's a total loaf.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

loaf

1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003