light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

Light's Luck

A term used to describe any sort of bullshit that the light archetype from THE FINALS survives an unsurvivable situations

A light somehow manages to slip away at 2 hp? Light's luck
A light somehow ignoring your quick melee attack that should have connected? Light's luck
A light somehow not taking any sort of damage despite you shooting them square in the chest with no ping issues? Light's luck

"Dude that fucking light's luck proc'd as soon I landed a headshot on that rat bastard"

by Ozkul April 13, 2026

That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.

Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch

by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019

hellman's light

this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then cumming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the cum stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, "you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some hellman's light on your shirt

hellman's light is cum

by GetFuckedFrequently May 1, 2004

Light Ott’s

When you and the boys (or girls) decide to endeavor on a “light” outing to Ott’s Medford NJ. Nothing crazy.

Gonna do a Light Ott’s after work, you homies down to guzzle booze?

Man everyone knows a Light Ott’s turns into an easy Baker’s Dozen of shots. It’s so easy.

by Ott’s Man December 19, 2018

gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

by Noblewolf797 August 31, 2025