Landscapers

One of a uniquely disturbed group who watches “Barron Landscapes”. A weekly show about current events, magic and rants to the Universe. These “Landscapers” are often referred to as simply “ ‘scapers”

“Alright all you Landscapers, we are about to go live in the studio!”

by FaceBooger October 1, 2020

Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.

Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.

by Treetarded February 21, 2025

landscraper

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.

Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !

by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017

Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

by Gwenner June 27, 2015

landscape reupload

Reupload of a CS:GO editor that deletes his videos and everybody finds it entertaining so they download and upload it.

Yo, do you have that landscape reupload called “sp1”?

by BebrusikRngusik July 6, 2022

landscapeyness

(1) a sense of place evoked by a image, representation, or engagement of a particular landscape.

(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.

(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.

(1) The grandeur of expansive places like the Grand Canyon and Yosemite Valley pale in comparison to the landscapeyness of the pastoral.

(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX

(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy

by placesense February 7, 2009