konkey

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

by Le Dixz0n November 7, 2007

konkey

A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases

I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.

by Elizabeth Noel November 22, 2007

konkey

Slang. Another name for the anus.

Yo' shove this up your konkey!

by chrisX December 9, 2008

konkey

a leather-clad man-slave.

Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."
Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"
Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."

by The Congos November 8, 2007

Konkey

noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.

I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys

by pllazy12 November 3, 2022

Konkey

Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey

Man that dude was such a Konkey!

by Embey September 13, 2016

Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014