koi pond

When you ejaculate on your stomach and the cum forms a pond on your bellybutton

i camed on myself and formed a koi pond

by KoiBoi July 7, 2020

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

Koi Pond

To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.

I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs

by Hubert Swineherder August 15, 2011

Koi Pond

When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)

Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!

by Henry J. Swindlestacks III Esq August 15, 2011

Koi Ponded

To be fingered in the bum

While they were fooling around his girlfriend unexpectedly Koi Ponded him.

by Squarrington May 25, 2010

Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

by TRL0 November 11, 2009