kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.

Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!

by ItzKe$ha August 1, 2016

Ellie Kemper

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

by asebak February 28, 2010

Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kempelin'

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.

"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.

by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

Kempsville Lake

Hood located in Virginia Beach south of Mt. Trashmore. One of the best hoods to kick it in. Easy access to everything. Also known as "The Lake".

This guy: Where you from?
That guy: Shiiiit you know the lake.
This guy: Kempsville Lake?
That guy: Yea, that's where it's at.

by 757_Boy April 29, 2013

yes kemesh

variation of yes

often used in the club anarchy 69

in russian it means yes

"don't you think shayans hair is like a loaf of bread"
"yes kemesh"

by heum April 28, 2005

kemps

KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.

Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.

by iThizz July 13, 2006