kankel

A very swollen ankle

Dude, during the game I got stepped on and now I have a kankel

by Bro wtf March 29, 2018

kånkel-bär

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry

Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.

by rustyrimjob February 12, 2008

kånkel-bär

A very strange Swedish word that can't really be translated into any other language, kånkel-bär is what we Swedish people call the little "berries"(bär) of excrament that can sometimes get caught up in your anal-hair.

1. Kånkel-bär är en delikatess i Arboga.
2. Bengan: "Fan va många bär du plockade då!"
Rasmus: "Ja, det kan man ju förvänta sig, jag har inte torkat röven på tre veckor!"
Bengan: "Om du inte håller käften detta ögonblick, ska jag slå dig så hårt i ansiktet att det kommer spruta bajs ur din jävla fitt-näsa."
Rasmus: "Bamse-korv med en jävla massa mos?"

by david_of_sweden December 28, 2007

Kankel Toe

The process whereby the female pubus region becomes enlarged due to obesity (BMI >=85%), so much so that the labia major/minor supersedes 'camel-toe' status and comes in close contact/proximity of the ankle skin normally pre-defined as 'kankels.'

She was so 'large and in charge' that when hitting the sidewalk on-ramp at Wal-Mart, onlookers were graced with an eyeful of kankel toe.

by lifeataglance February 14, 2022

onkel kånkel

The greatest Swedish artist of all time. His lyrics are like poetry.

Have you heard the song "Martin Ljungs Förhud" by Onkel Kånkel? It´s geat!

by MrBrutal October 31, 2003

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.

I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out

by emmt18 May 21, 2009

Kanker Sisters

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.

The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.

by PrabYugop January 9, 2015