Kangaroo Bill's Brother

Rooted (roo-ted).

Two male Kangaroo's - which are brothers.

One is named Bill, the other is named Ted.

The brakes on the HQ are Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning they are rooted ie stuffed).

Mate, the rear quarter panel is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (meaning rusted beyond repair).

My back is Kangaroo Bill's Brother (ie its fucked).

by nichoma December 9, 2010

bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

Kangaroo Spunk

A swear word used on Buffy's Keyboard. It is semen from a kangaroo

1. Is that kangaroo spunk on your cheek?
2. Andy works in the zoo and often has to analyze the kangaroos' spunk.

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010

kangaroo screw

Something that is completely messed up.

Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.

by ChoobaChooba November 26, 2010

kangaroo slam

putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.

"Wow, I didn't think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem."

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003

kangaroo sex

when a girl sticks her head in another girls vagina

Kangaroo sex turns me on.

by Vlad October 13, 2004