jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)

OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?

by davedavidson June 18, 2008

jobby sweep

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe

have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!

by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.

"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."

by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

jobby shivers

A pre bowel movement emotional roller coaster. Often accompanied by goose bumps.

"I'm bursting for a shite. it's making me emotional"

"Have you got the jobby shivers?"

by g dubb funk January 31, 2010

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

Jabby daddy's

When a dad tickles his kid with his jabby fingers.

Get out of here with your jabby daddy's.

by Michaelfalconejr August 21, 2025