by zjism February 05, 2010
A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.
by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 25, 2010
you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"
by cum.stain.stan April 24, 2022
by Slow Baby October 22, 2011
by eskj September 12, 2006
A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.
Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)
by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017