jart

the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}

smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"

by JART JARTING JARTERD February 09, 2014

jart

A fart stored in a jar.

P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 22, 2016

jart

verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.

After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.

by thighs120 June 04, 2011

jart

when you shart in your jeans.

wriley’s jart at lunch and it was gnarly.

by LE123 October 17, 2019

jart

To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.

"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"

by Zach? April 10, 2005

jart

to fart out jizz from the penis.

you got me so excited i just jarted every were and it was just terrible it was everywere it was on the wall and the ceilings it was horrifying but it really turned you on.

by anniejustjarted September 14, 2010

Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.

I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!

by XanderX May 08, 2010