jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.

As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!

by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!

by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011

jacked up shit

something or someone really messed up!!

That is some jack up shit yo!

by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005

jack dat shit

to take/steal something

say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:

Me: I just jack dat shit.

by Sterv A. Hamitlton February 28, 2009

Jack 'n shit

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

by Barkeisha January 2, 2017

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005