Person 1: Why weren't you at the crazy high school party last night?
Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
by The Most Interesting Man March 13, 2008
Get the international mug.1. Having dated woman of different ethnicities; possibly simultaneously...maybe not. A man who has not limited himself to one race to date from.
2. To have the ability to adapt to date women from different cultures.
2. To have the ability to adapt to date women from different cultures.
Man, Imma call you International cause you always dating white women, middle-eastern, black, carribean, everything. I wanna be like you.
by MisterMehoff May 30, 2005
Get the international mug.A more recent and more popular public channel in spin. Like Welcome! it too has become a place for rival ideologists to slug it out with glee.
Dude, I just came from Welcome! and it was dead there. That's when I decided to come to International instead. But it took me 14 tries to get in.
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Get the International Talk Like A Pirate Day mug.“Do you know what day today is?”
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
Originally published 9/17/1999
“September something?”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
Originally published 9/17/1999
by user1011001 November 1, 2022
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