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instructoid

A short web tutorial designed to quickly give the viewer working knowledge of and about a factoid. Also called a "coffee break tutorial."
"I learned what 'marginal utility' is from an instructoid on the web."
by coinola November 28, 2009
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instructions unclear

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.
"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014
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The Enclosed Instruction Book

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
by Splek January 22, 2009
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Flight Instructor Special

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.
Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.
by Bigg Bill October 20, 2008
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Flight Instructor

A career or part time job that involves watching the Hobbs meter tick while spending unusual, long, and demanding hours in the cheapest, stripped down, mechanically unsound aluminum can all for the goal of displaying the magic of rote learning to a student. Sometimes the aluminum can is also known as being airworthy, but that is a made up word the mechanics will use to comply with the legal mumbo jumbo and is hardly ever true. The majority of the instruction is given in the busiest airspace with little to no safe guarding; such as reliable radios, transponders, or even the most basic necessity-transparencies you can actually see out of. The students, the prime income of a flight instructor, are stubborn, top-gun wanna be pilots that no matter how ever you try to persuade differently about the aircraft only having one 100HP engine, will still rotate the nose to fifty degrees on takeoff, that is if they even bother to show up for the lesson from being to (insert bullshit excuse here).
I think I will work three other jobs to pay for my one flight instructor career.
by Laszload November 24, 2009
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Instructinar

(N) The presentation of instructional material via a digital and/or prerecorded platform.

(V) Instructinaring. The act of presenting or creating an instructinar.
Maeve won’t let me listen to Colbert cuz she is being all responsible and doing an instructinar.
by Teacher Smith August 28, 2020
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weapons of math instruction

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
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