Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

honkey sauce

The African term for mayonaise.

Ima goin need me sum mo honkey sauce fer dis er peircle

by ToFeR October 9, 2006

Honkey Swerve

A vehicular maneuver performed when a car in front of you is going too slow.

The honkey swerve involves pulling up directly behind the slow driver, honking very loudly and then swerving around them while accelerating as fast as possible.

This term is often confused with the "Honk and Swerve", which consists of the same movements.

"Marcus, you told me he was an asshole driver but you DIDN'T tell me he did the Honkey Swerve!"

by Brettus July 2, 2006

honkey stomp

The redneck version of a curb stomp, with or without the curb. It's when a white male leaps in the air and stomps on another persons head with both feet. Usually its a colored person who is getting the shit stomped out of them.

That nagger broke in to Jerimias trailer and stole his boots. He's is gonna honkey stomp his head in when he finds that spook.

by Bendiesel September 27, 2005

Honky’s Back

When a school semester starts or ends, school kids will honk when they’re leaving or coming back to the school.

Honky’s Back

“Why is so noisy these days?”
“Because honky’s are back”

by Honky's September 7, 2009

Honey's law

Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.

>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.

by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019