holster

The strings that go next to your face on Camren™ brand pants

If you wear them you get arrested

Markers sold separately

"Whoa look at the holster of that dudes pants, ya think they're Camrens™?"

by MaxieIsGay December 19, 2017

holster

Used usually with a bandolier for carrying tequila and shot glasses out on the roof

I watched as a naked girl with a tequila holster pours tequila to a man

by Cutty Sark December 25, 2008

holster

To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.

"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."

"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."

by Bigger Mike September 3, 2006

In the Holster

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

by Beisner March 29, 2005

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 18, 2017

holsters

A very annoying troll In the game Combat Arms that Hangs out in Golf Channel 2. He used to be in alpha 1 until Nexon added clearance levels.

He goes on and on about religious bullshit.

holsters: The apocalypse will not only bring pain, but also knowlage.
me: sdfu holsters
random noob: someone gift me a black key!

by georgepiejr May 7, 2010

Holster

The definition of this word is ok /no problem it’s a common slang used in Ireland

“Are you and Martyna lipsing ?”
“Holster”

by Vivianx4 October 13, 2018