hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.

hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

by Hoyrakor the Bloodghast August 21, 2008

hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole

She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.

by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

hitchhiking

when a dude is thinking of another dude while sticking his thumb up his ass.

i was hitchhiking in the shower.

by locksmith April 2, 2008

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

hitchhiking to the sky

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.

1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

by BluesRocker June 6, 2011

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride

Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!

by Da Man! January 2, 2021

Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017