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Hit the goose where it's loose 

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

Emmanuel's Mom Hit It

Originally a line from a freestyle rap, "Emmanuel's mom hit it" has really evolved into something else. It is far more than just a saying. It's more than just a phrase. It's more than just the motto. "Emmanuel's mom hit it" is a lifestyle, to put it simply. You can't just "Emmanuel's mom hit it". You have to become "Emmanuel's mom hit it". Shout out to Emmanuel's mom, keep hitting it woman. Also, as a clarification, Emmanuel's mother never hit him. You have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that. She didn't hit a dog, she didn't hit a car, she didn't hit a person, she didn't hit a chinchilla. Honestly, the only thing Emmanuel's mom ever hit, was "it". Now that this whole situation has been cleared up, I sincerely hope that you can all return to your normal lives, with out Emmanuel's mom hitting it. The most popular saying in the 805.
"Yo, did you go to that party last night? I heard Emmanuel's Mom hit it!"

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger 

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

hit it over the head with russell's teapot 

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

Hit it untill it stops moving 

When passing a joint you do not want back, it is courtesy to estimate the percentage left before the joint will burn you. You may also say "hit it untill it stops moving" to indicate the person being passed said joint may continue smoking it untill there is nothing left, or untill they are satisfied.
Billy- "here you go man, it has about 10% left in it, you can hit it untill it stops moving, I'm good."

Tom- "sweet, thanks brah."

hit it and split it 

when you hook up and never call him back
yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason
hit it and split it by fergy! April 20, 2010