that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

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hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

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Hitty stick

A stick or similar object used primarily for hitting things. A hitty stick can be anything from a simple tree branch, to the mighty nail-bat and is a weapon accessible to anyone with arms.

Some fucking guy: How'd you get rid of that guy who broke into your house the other day?
Some other fucking guy: I beat him to death with my hitty stick.
Some fucking guy: Right on.

by Johnny Bowker April 28, 2014

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Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019

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a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.

Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004