helmeteer 

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

helmeteer by Tard tamer 3000 February 19, 2017

purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

purple helmeted warrior 

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

purple helmeted warrior by RicHARD September 23, 2003

helmeted 

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

helmeted by rw17 January 6, 2007

Heeteerious 

To be mad and furious because of something.

The fact that she cheated on me makes me so heeteerious

Heeteerious by Oh.ok October 31, 2016

purple helmeted love warrior 

penis

purple helmeted love warrior by maxzilla June 24, 2003

Purple helmeted warrior of love 

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

Purple helmeted warrior of love by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004