Heavener

Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.

Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.

by WTown February 4, 2013

heavener

Putting your Penis in a girl's ear, and skeeting.

a heavener takes place when the woman does not wish to swallow and you engage in retribution by unloading in her ear like its your job.

by bubbasparxxx February 10, 2008

Heavener

A person who lives in the heaven.

This is like the word 'Villager'

She died and probably became a heavener.
I am a heavener.

by vr_stl December 6, 2022

heavener wine

When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.

I went over to my friends house and their mom pissed me off so i gave her some heavener wine.

by longdong69 October 3, 2007

heavened hell

a humorous term for a marriage theoretically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.

in Hollywood terms any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easier to obtain, compared to previous generations.

by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014

Heaveness

When happiness has reached a level that you are content beyond all other definitions.

Being with you brings me heaveness.

by Americanese September 8, 2015

Havener

very strong willed, knows what he wants and will never stop working for it. loves his family and friends more then himself. adored by all who cross paths with him. very romantic and loving nature. knows how to treat a woman right, and always will as long as he is still breathing. Strikingly attractive, his smile makes you melt. He is one of the few men left of his kind. If you find him, you will never want to let him go.

Marry me Havener!?

by GIjoc December 20, 2010