half in half

getting head and vag sex for one price

that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"

by Jankyboy July 4, 2005

half in half

The process also known as "69"

Bob offered Jack a Ceveland Steamer, but Jack refused and offered to half in half bob instead. Bob graciously accepted.

by Franny/courtney/christian January 20, 2004

fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

Back's in half

Excruciating pain in the back after injury.

Typically used in Wales.

Fuck me Dan, I can't believe I just done deads for 120KG. MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Christ mate, I just rolled out of bed and MY BACK'S IN HALF!

by Odlatac March 7, 2018

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

half in the bag

adj: between sober and falling-down drunk (guess based on context). Subject has consumed some alcohol, is buzzed, rowdy, having a good time.

heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.

Oh, you guys in the second set are half in the bag, you can't remember shit. (when the audience forgets new lines of a singalong)

by trigonman3 August 2, 2004

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006