National Greta's mom day 

A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.

Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day

National Greta's mom day by fwefwfqwrgwegqwef November 5, 2022

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

Greta's Falafel by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.

I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?

Greta's Philosophy by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Gretna high school 

Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.

Gretna High School is corn on steroids.

Gretna high school by Juicyfatfuxxk June 13, 2019

Greta Salpeter 

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.

1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

Greta Salpeter by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009

greta-shamed 

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.

Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!

greta-shamed by kapysta September 27, 2019

greta sunshine 

The best

Ah Greta sunshine is the best

greta sunshine by Ohhjgigigi March 11, 2021