gonking

Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.

When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking

by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017

Gonk

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019

The Gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

by adambenner September 30, 2013

Gonk

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

Gonk, The

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

by drunk zombie June 23, 2004

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020