glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006

glumpy

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

by creatiffany March 3, 2008

Glumpy

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

by Chatelain May 10, 2020

Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004

glumpy

to receive head while taking a shit

Darnell gives glumpys for 2 dollars.

by Frank April 8, 2005

glumpy

Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.

Kenneth is glumpy.

by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003