glenned

The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.

I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.

by boldaddy May 1, 2009

glenned

The act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.

Glenning - The act whilst being under took

A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning

I was right in with that tasty tart til that fat fucker over there glenned me

by Hairspray August 3, 2006

The Glen

When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"

by ttung95 December 5, 2019

Glen

An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.

Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night.

by TigressLady February 4, 2010

Glen

A short monkey looking fellow who has a tendency to use steroids. Its believed that glen has a small penis and an erectile dis function as a result of the steroids

Glen a shorter fellow with facial hair and monkey tendencies.

by hdhdhfhdjhsbdbd August 26, 2022

Glen

A straight dumb person

That’s glen, means dumb

by Google!!!!! June 22, 2019

A Glen

A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.

You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020