Gapperoni

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019

gapperoni and cheese

Putting bus length gaps on random civilian cars as soon as the light turns green

“I served our gapperoni and cheese last night to a Nissan Rogue”

by larrsenssmolpener August 2, 2019

Capperoni

Another form of the word “cap” or “thats cap”

Capperoni

by oGBandzz April 26, 2020

Gaperoni

While having anal sex, when you pull out and the anus is gaped, you spoon mac and cheese into it. You must use the spoon originally used to stir the cheese into the macaroni, not a regular spoon you would normally eat with. After the spoon is pulled out, any macaroni left on it is then fed to the gaper with the WHOLE spoon portion completely in the mouth, whether it be by her own will or forced, until it is completely clean. Alternatively, if the gaper is in the doggystyle position, you can use her back to rest the pot, and then scoop and drop macaroni into the gape between thrusts.

y0, i made sure the leftover macaroni and cheese didn't go to waste this time. I had my mother-in-law warm it up and then I made her ass some Gaperoni!

by b0ssm4n July 18, 2011

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.

Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.

by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014