ftoft

meaning literally "fish taco on fish taco"

refers to lesbian scissoring.

That was some mad ftofting we did last night.

How do you suppose ftoft was invented?

Let's get together and ftoft baby.

Seriously, once you ftoft you cant go back.

by ohyes007 April 16, 2008

fofty

A declaration that you have messed up and are in over your head. Coined by overweight producer Randall Emmett Who is known as Harvey Weinstein light.

You know the vibes

Person 1: I want the money you owe me.

Person 2: I'm sorry Fofty I don't have it.

Person 3: Fuck that I want my money Monday is coming you know the vibe.

by Streaze April 29, 2019

ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

by jpg3 March 31, 2015

Fofty

Someone you owe a million dollars to on a Monday

"My ho fucked up on the gram and now i gotta pay Fofty the million he lent me over the last 6 years."

"I said I'm sorry Fofty"

by FoftyQueen April 28, 2019

Floft

A word used typically to describe a person or thing of intense beauty gentleness or delicacy.

Wow man, did you see that blond girl over there in the corner, she looks so FLOFT

by StudMuffen360 February 22, 2023

FTFTTYTYFFYF

An internet acronym that stands for: Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck

-Something you say after fixing something that another person thought he/she fixed.

Person A: "How are baby formed?"

Person B: "How is baby formed?"
FTFY (fixed that for you)

Person C: "What are the biological processes that give rise to the formation of a baby?"
FTFTTYTYFFYF (Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck)

by cap10parachute May 15, 2011

FTWFTFW

"Fuck the World, For the Fucking Win."
A take off on the original two "FTW" acronyms (Fuck the World & For the Win), which also incorporates cursing.

"I really want to go out and get crunk tonight, but I have responsibilities in the morning."
"FTWFTFW."

by Annmarie Leonard July 9, 2009