front-loader

a thong that shows from the front, such as with low-cut shorts or high straps.

Cf. pull me thong, where the thong shows from the back.

That girl is so hot -- check out that hot pink front-loader! I could nibble on that!

by ramdanger September 17, 2010

front loader

A bra with the clasp in the front.

The select of front loaders at Wal-Mart is fantastic!

by Mixed Nuts January 12, 2006

front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010

front loader

Going number 2 in a men's restroom urinal.

Dude 1: Man, i freakin' hate that janitor.
Dude 2: Me too, that's why I dropped a front loader in the men's room that he has to clean.

by klundtasaur July 15, 2009

front loader

An individual who presses their crotch into someone in a crowded area.

I had the unfortunate experience of standing next to a front loader on the subway this morning.

by AKV October 03, 2003

Front Loader

The area surrounding the rolls of fat just above a fat woman's crotch. Similar to the fup.

Damn, even though she lost all that weight, she still has her front loader.

by munnie August 19, 2008

Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 11, 2008