by FactRzerO June 27, 2003
Get the floorch mug.Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
by dw8177 January 22, 2017
Get the floorcake mug.Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)
by merfoman February 6, 2006
Get the floorcest mug.by Mista Bones May 8, 2008
Get the flooch mug.Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
by BKred January 5, 2004
Get the floorcest mug.(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.
by heartfox December 5, 2009
Get the flootch mug.When one is
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
by Florch my porch December 17, 2016
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