Flexercise

(Verb) The action of *flexing one's *ice while performing physical exertion

*flexing=to show off something

*ice=expensive apparel/accessories

Jenna: OMG look at Joe's new shirt
May: It's hard not to, he won't do anything but flexercise.

by iwritethings12 February 13, 2018

flexercise

The act of a male, exercising in front of others, especially females, and flexing while exercising. Putting too much weight on the bar, etc. Showing off.

Janet: Martha, that guy last night started to flexercise in front of me. That was the only reason I called you to come pick me up.
Martha: Wow, what a pud.

by Orange-Porange March 13, 2009

Fauxercise

Fake exercising, or pretend exercise.

Jane: Sarah said she will be busy later as she is going to the gym.
Tom: She said that? I bet she went to fauxercise..she's only there to see the hunks.

by Kerayzee February 23, 2011

Flexersize

Definition #1 To exercise solely for the purpose of flexing on people.

Definition #2 People who go to the gym just to run on the treadmill for 5 minutes, post a gym selfie then leave)

1. Dude Jenna’s at the gym, I’m gonna go Flexersize!

2. Gotta go Flexersize on snap (fake gym rat)

by urmom3.0 December 18, 2021

flexorcist

Someone who is often trying to flaunt their money, accomplishments, and/or personal experiences or skills. Often referred to by Josh A.’s song “Flexorcist”

Yeah Jim just made bank off of NFT’s and now he’s turning into a Flexorcist

by anonymous July 2, 2022

fexercise

Exercise which is fun.
Usually takes place at parties.

Fexercise =
Swimming in a pond
SWINGS

by charlibabes May 30, 2011

Flexersize

When one goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror rather than actually working out.

ex

Guy1 - wanna come to the gym with me?
Guy2 - no, go flexersize by yourself

ex 2

Andrew - Bro I just got back from the gym, got my swoll on.
Cory - Yea I saw you Flexersizing in the mirror.
Andrew - fuck you (walks away)

by cjtherriault July 29, 2009